Fall Writing Frenzy
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My Brother is a Vampire
Dear Aunt B,
Being a big sister is not what I expected. Baby Vincent is cute, but do all babies cry this much? He sleeps all day but stays awake at night when I’m trying to sleep! It’s almost like he’s I am sure there’s nothing to worry about.
Love,
Mina
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Aunt B,
Vincent is doing great. Except he gnaws on everything. Especially my fingers. And Dad’s neck. Is sucking on family members normal? I’m glad he doesn’t have teeth.
-Mina
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Auntie,
I love my brother, but he’s got my parents under a spell. I got 100% on my spelling test and all I got was a “nice job.” But they made a huge fuss when Vincent rolled over. I can roll over! Vincent must have hypnotized them. Haha!
-M
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Aunt Buff—
1. Sleeps all day
2. Chews on family members
3. Hypnotizes parents
MY BROTHER IS A VAMPIRE!!!!
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Aunt Buffy,
Turns out I was wrong. Vincent loves looking at his reflection in the mirror. He isn’t a vampire after all.
Mom seems tired. Super tired. She’s got a vacant look, like something ate her brain until she drinks coffee. You don’t think Mom turned into a zomb Nah…
-Mina